What Your Go-To Shot Says About You

Let’s get one thing straight:
Ordering a shot isn’t just about taste. It’s a whole identity.

I’ve been around enough bar tops (and house party kitchens) to know that what you slam back before a dance floor appearance says everything about you.

So today, I’m breaking it all down. Scientific? Not really. Accurate? 1000%. Let’s go.

 

💚 Green Tea Shot

The MVP. The glue. The one who texts “I’m outside” before anyone’s even left.
You’re here for a good time and a good-tasting time. No sour mix chaos. No morning-after mystery.
You bring the Kamoti. You bring the vibes.
You are, without a doubt, the reliable friend who somehow still gets the party jumping.

⚡You’re who the bartender wishes everyone was.

 

🔥 Tequila Shot

The human version of an unpredictable group project.
You say, “Let’s just do ONE,” but you mean three. You flirt with the DJ, end up on someone’s shoulders, and start crying at 1:46 a.m. (but it’s okay because you also saved someone from texting their ex).

🔥 You’re the chaos. And the spark.

 

🍋 Lemon Drop

You wore the cutest fit. You made the TikTok. You brought the glitter.
Your shot has a sugar rim and so does your personality. You say “Let’s take a pic” but already have a tripod in your purse.

💛 You’re sunshine with a splash of petty.

 

🧊 Vodka Shot

You don’t blink. You don’t flinch. You probably don’t smile either.
Are you chill or emotionally unavailable? We’ll never know. But we do know this: you make mysterious look hot.

🕶 You ghost people and no one’s mad about it.

 

🥃 Whiskey Neat

Either a villain origin story or the hot one in a situationship.
You sip it like water and say “I’m just built different.” You are. But also, like… blink twice if you need help.

🐍 You have a playlist called “Don’t Text Him” that you ignore regularly.

🦎 The Kamoti Effect

Now, let me let you in on a secret:
Green tea shot girlies? They figured it out.
Kamoti is the one-shot solution to all your party problems:

• No messy mixing
• No weird bar lines
• No “what’s in this again?”
• No day-ruining hangovers
  
  

Just one bottle. One word. Kamoti.
Smooth. Subtle. Citrus + peach perfection.
And yeah, everyone suddenly wants to be in your friend group.

So the next time someone asks what shot to order, just say:
“I’m a green tea girlie, obviously.”
(Then hand them the Kamoti. You’re welcome.)

- Hoshi 🦎
Certified Shot Analyst. Part-time Therapist. Full-time Icon.